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• American Technology
A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology from their countries. |
• Lizz Winstead: Potato Chip Technology
No other country would use their technology to invent a fat substitute that when you put it on potato chips causes involuntary loose stools. Message to the world: rather than moderating our eating habits, we Americans would rather just sit in a... |
• Blonde Technology
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television? |
• Technology-Enabled Amoebas
How do amoebas keep in touch? |
• Amuse-o-tron
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
• Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. |
• Greg Fitzsimmons: Medical Research
These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for who's bankrolling medical research in this country. It's just depressed, balding, white guys who can't... |
• Dane Cook: Yelling at the Drive-Thru
Why do people insist on yelling at the drive-thru? You know, it's modern technology. I'd be there with my little headset, 'Hi, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?' 'GROBGROWGROBGBONEONIONONEFRY.' 'Excuse me, Chewbacca? I'm bleeding from... |
• Mike Birbiglia: Heard About It
Technology's moving so fast, man. It's to the point where you can make stuff up, and people will believe you. You can be like, 'You seen the new Sony Teleporter?' People will be like, 'No, but I heard about it.' I end up saying that all the time... |
• Johnny Sanchez: Crash Test Dummies
All the brainy people that are making the technology and advancing things, they don't have any common sense... You always hear people get fooled by, like, car companies. 'Yeah, I got the new car. It's really safe, you know, because they crashed it... |
• Bob Shaw: Speaking to God
If I ever meet God, I have a lot to speak to God about. I want to go, 'God, I gotta compliment you on the idea of infinite space 'cause it goes on forever. Then, within infinite space, billions of planetary systems that have ecosystems with air... |
• Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work." |
• High Tech Man
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing? |
• Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. |
• Tech Talk
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• The Fly
From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about the Dutch firm that has been hired to manage the International Arrivals Building at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport: |
• The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." |
• A Horoscope For The Workplace
ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate... |
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